I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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