Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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