Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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