We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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