Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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