dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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