after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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