This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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