K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
