Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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