have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have demons in me.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
please don't ironically join a cult
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