Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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