what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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