I am puke
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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