So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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