I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
4 words: hood of his car
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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