I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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