WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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