Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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