I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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