bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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