The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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