WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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