it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
