My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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