Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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