Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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