Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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