i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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