We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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