wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
thus making me awesome and them whores
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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