We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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