New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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