i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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