Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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