i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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