Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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