D3 body, D1 cock
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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