I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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