Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
There's always time for handjobs
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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