I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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