Sponge bath it is.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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