How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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