My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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