.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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