my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Bring me that man meat
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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