I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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