I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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