guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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