we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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