Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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