i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
that may or may not have been my penis.
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