i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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